Dear Colonel Tigh, I am writing to tell you that I admitted to the fleet that I have 'airlock issues' because I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica. I hope you can accept that my destiny is what makes me so attracted to you. If you could return those pictures of me posing against a raider I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to airlock someone, anyone you like, though it won’t be easy if you turn up drunk. If anyone suspects, I’m sure Doc Cottle can lend a hand.
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I am writing to tell you that I admitted to the fleet that I have 'airlock issues' because I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica. I hope you can accept that my destiny is what makes me so attracted to you. If you could return those pictures of me posing against a raider I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to airlock someone, anyone you like, though it won’t be easy if you turn up drunk. If anyone suspects, I’m sure Doc Cottle can lend a hand.
You know where to find me,
Admiral Adama
Oh dear, this could amuse me for hours :p