Jawyercita: The Sequel

[krickets]

Marcus (15-Minute King of thatmarcusguy fame) wrote me...


"Hello." said Jack.

"Hello." said Sawyer.

"Hey guys..." said Claire. "I was just reading this awesome Wincest fic..."

Sawyer and Jack stared at Claire. "You're a freak, Claire." said Sawyer.

"Shut up, you can't talk! You ship Rose/Hurley!" snapped Claire. "And Wincest has a very good scientific chance of actually happening."

"...She's right." replied Jack. "Now let's all kiss."

"...Yeah, because THAT's not weird..." replied Sawyer.

Several disturbing R rated scenes followed.

"...Wow, there really is something wrong with us, isn't there?" asked Claire. The others nodded in agreement.

THE END.


It's almost as good as his Wincest. No, better! It's sorta like a sequel. Sawyer ships Rose/Hurley! Bah!

Oh, kids!

Comments

[gigglemonster.livejournal.com]

"...She's right." replied Jack. "Now let's all kiss

HAHA!! Genius!

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Best segue into mackage that I've ever read in my life.

[thatmarcusguy.livejournal.com]

lmao, I hope this doesn't start another big LJ fight. :P

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Haha. It won't!

[fan4lost.livejournal.com]

Screw you Marcus! You big dumb jerk! >:-(





XDDDDDDD just kidding! Yur such a big goof. *gg* [/Ally]

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Sssssssssexxxxxxxxxx.

[fan4lost.livejournal.com]

Where? O_o

[crickets.livejournal.com]

*points to your icon*

[fan4lost.livejournal.com]

I try not to look at for too long...it can cause sesiures ya know.

[crickets.livejournal.com]

LMAO.