Dear Felix Gaeta. I am writing to tell you that I switched sides. You can find me on your nearest Basestar, because I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica. I hope you can accept that my inability to smell is probably contagious. If you could return my favourite viper I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to stop telling everyone that you like wearing my frilly pink underwear (even though you do), though it won’t be easy if you announce it to the press. If anyone suspects, there’s always the option of surrender. Best wishes, Starbuck.
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Date: 2008-05-19 07:48 pm (UTC)Dear Felix Gaeta.
I am writing to tell you that I switched sides. You can find me on your nearest Basestar, because I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica. I hope you can accept that my inability to smell is probably contagious. If you could return my favourite viper I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to stop telling everyone that you like wearing my frilly pink underwear (even though you do), though it won’t be easy if you announce it to the press. If anyone suspects, there’s always the option of surrender.
Best wishes,
Starbuck.