five... things?

[krickets]

I was trying to find the rules for the five things meme and instead I stumbled upon this.

Five Terrible Fake Livejournal Memes
001. If you had to go through my trash and pick one discarded item to represent how you felt about my butt, what would it be?
002. If I were a piece of food caught in your teeth, would you pick me out? What kind of food would I be? Would I be delicious even after I’d been trapped between your molars since lunch?
003. If the two of us were naked in a phone booth and we both had to fart really bad, how would we bring it up? Who would fart first, and would it smell like flowers?
004. If I were a tumor, where would I be on your body? How long would it be before I metastasized to your liver?
005. Please post the compliment you think I would most enjoy hearing about myself. Now, do this every morning.

[emphasis mine]

The sad part is they almost seem plausable. Especially that last one. Haha.

Now, down to business!
Snagged from absolutely everyone:
Comment to this post and ask me for some "top five" lists, fannish or non-fannish I suppose if you like. And I'll post all the answers in another entry later. Maybe with pictures! (But if I'm feeling lazy, maybe not!)

Comments

[elliotsmelliot.livejournal.com]

That "fake" list is funny.

5 Things you would buy after winning a million dollars
5 Movies that makes you LOL

[lunatics-word.livejournal.com]

5 top fandoms, 5 top pairings, 5 top femmeslashes and 5 top episodes of BSG ;D

[holycitygirl.livejournal.com]

Top 5
+ reasons Jack/Claire wins at life
+ movies you would die if you couldn't see again
+ book/movie plots you would like used to create an AU (in which pairing/fandom)
+ quotes (from anywhere)

[di-br.livejournal.com]

hehehehe that fake meme is nice! Kind of bizarre, but funny anyway.
"If I were a tumor, where would I be on your body? How long would it be before I metastasized to your liver? "
LOVE!

Ooook then, Top 5!
- Top 5 favorite TV characters
- Top 5 fandoms you like to watch vids of. (I probably could have phrased it better, but you got the idea)

[isis2015.livejournal.com]

OMG, that's fairly hysterical.

Top 5 episodes of any television show that blew you away.

[killmotion.livejournal.com]

Wow what a cracktastic fake meme. Glory be!

Top five most non-canonical ships that you ship
Top five favorite foods
Top five under appreciated animals you love
Top 5 things you quote from tv no on irl gets

Is that enough?

[gigglemonster.livejournal.com]

→ Top 5 characters you wanna punch in the face
→ Top 5 fics of yours :)

Umm...everyone took all the good ones! lol

[turquoisetumult.livejournal.com]

I'm being specific but: Top 5 favorite Pushing Daisies moments (or, if you so choose, Top 5 Bryan Fuller Moments = from PD, Wonderfalls, + DLM).