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[krickets]

Stolen from falseeeyelashes, you google your name in quotations with the word is. (Ex: "KC is") I just went through the pages and picked some funny ones.

- KC is a talented parisian composer and multi-instrumentalist.
- KC is the consummate entertainer and supreme leader of the disco.
- KC is female. But she’s into androgyny, so she won’t care that you mistook her for a boy.
- KC is a very lucky lady and sooo cute!
- KC is nimble.

Then I tried "KC says":

- KC says "NO" to street performers.
- KC says physicists are spending a lot of time trying to figure out what time is.
- Yay lucky me KC says sarcastically.
- KC says that Trip is very immature and that without him, Trip would be homeless.
- KC says: No, you better bring cupcakes tomorrow night. Or else.

(I tried to avoid using the ones that were obviously talking about Kansas City, with the exception of one or two.)

Also?

Oh yeah.
Somebody wanna write fic with these two? YES that's a dare.