No, seriously, vote for Ned. (Someone stop me from spamming.)

[krickets]

That fandom thing made me all Pushing Daisies nostalgic and I looked up quotes. *sigh* I love this show. Why is ABC run by a buncha silly-headed poop-faces?

Ned: "You're the only one for me."
Chuck: "I know you feel that now, but there are things you want, there's things we both want.
Ned: "So? Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them doesn't mean we need them to be happy."
Chuck: "What do you need to be happy?"
Ned: "You."

♥

"Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss her or keep her. We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness. It's the best anyone can do."
- Ned

♥

Ned: "Why are you still talking?"
Emerson: "I'm rippin' off the Bandaid!"
Ned: "I'm not a ripper, I pull up a corner a little at a time and then run it under warm water and I pull it up a little more. It's a process."

♥

"What's so great about knowing? When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find bugs. I say 'no' to knowing."
- Ned

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"Candy might be sweet, but it's a traveling carnival blowing through town. Pie is home. People always come home."
- Ned

♥!!!

Oh, Ned.