How are you today?

[krickets]

Hello world.

Comments

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Wow. I feel like I should bring you some gatorade and orange wedges or something.

[slybrunette.livejournal.com]

Yes, please. I'm too lazy to go get something to drink at this point. You know where to send them.

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Should I have them drop it at the door, or would you rather they set up a feeding tube over your head, like a the water bottles in a hamster cage? LOL..

[slybrunette.livejournal.com]

Feeding tube please. I can barely get in my door at the moment. And I don't think they want glitter all over them (the wreath on the door is...it's bad, very bad)

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Haha, at least it's not an evil wreath. LOL. (Or maybe it is.... dun dun dun!)

[slybrunette.livejournal.com]

Do the flowers and small birds that decorate the wreath count as evil? Well maybe birds could count...if you're Hitchcock.

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Definitely evil.

[slybrunette.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought.