american horror story
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kricketsDear, FX. You are totally creeping me out. And not in a good way.
I cannot tell you how excited I was for this show. So excited! Now that I've seen it, I cannot tell you how disappointed I am in it. So disappointed!
Despite the cast and the presence of Connie Britton, who I am obligated to love forever and ever, this show was way more vulgar than scary. I was only actually scared twice, during both basement incidents. It was very pretty and creepy-looking and had a lot of elements that could have totally worked for me, but because of all the overuse of language/sex etc. It just felt like they were pushing the envelope way too quickly "just because they can." On top of that, the plot was kind of all over the place. And it just seemed like a really bad version of The Shining plus Rosemary's Baby. Except Dylan McDermott is always naked. *eyeroll*
The sexual nature of this "haunting" or whatever we're calling it was so over the top. Enough already.
Patient X is (to me) obviously not just some regular kid. I think he's part of the house, or a ghost or something and he/it's trying to get into the daughter's pants. (That conversation with the father? I'm afraid my big dick won't work? What? Who wrote this dialogue? .... wait nevermind...) The mom gets unknowingly raped/violated by another ghost/entity/the house. The father is being seduced/sexually harassed by the maid/dead lady/the house. So basically, I said this in my blog and I'll say it again here: The house is literally trying to fuck the entire family.
I definitely feel like the wife was raped. Sure, she initiated the sex and it's definitely a fine line, but I tried to put it into "real world" context in order to make better sense of what I was feeling. Pretend for a minute the house is not haunted. Instead of "rubber suit guy" -- it's a home intruder that has come into her bedroom. The lights are off and she can't see who is in the room, (no need for a mask) and assuming it is her husband, she lets this home intruder into her bed and has sex with him. To me, that's rape, and so is what happened to her. Even if the thing she had sex with might not be exactly human.
And then! She gets pregnant! Why? The whole demon/parasite baby storyline has been done so many times and it's just tired and completely offensive. If I wasn't already convinced not to watch the show, that sealed the deal for me.
And almost worse than all of this, is how annoying almost all of the characters are. The kids at school, the patient, the daughter (ugh, worse than Julie Taylor), the nosy neighbor, the neighbor's mother, the maid, russel edginton, etc. The father was probably the most annoying of them all though, with his naked walks through the house and his post-masturbatory guilty cry-fest and blaming the fact that his wife got a dog on his infidelity. In my brain I guess I can understand how a husband could become jealous of a dog when your wife won't even touch you. But the dog wasn't a replacement for you, you dumbass. It was a replacement for the baby that you lost. And getting a dog is by no stretch of the imagination on par with cheating on your wife. Just... NO. SHUT UP. GO CRY SOME MORE. (Yeah, I really hated him.)
Maybe I wouldn't have hated it so much if I liked the characters more. Even Viv was not that likable. She was just the only likable one in the bunch and so by comparison she looks really good.
I kind of hate giving up like this after just one episode, but I've been doing that more and more lately so this is probably it for me with this show.
I cannot tell you how excited I was for this show. So excited! Now that I've seen it, I cannot tell you how disappointed I am in it. So disappointed!
Despite the cast and the presence of Connie Britton, who I am obligated to love forever and ever, this show was way more vulgar than scary. I was only actually scared twice, during both basement incidents. It was very pretty and creepy-looking and had a lot of elements that could have totally worked for me, but because of all the overuse of language/sex etc. It just felt like they were pushing the envelope way too quickly "just because they can." On top of that, the plot was kind of all over the place. And it just seemed like a really bad version of The Shining plus Rosemary's Baby. Except Dylan McDermott is always naked. *eyeroll*
The sexual nature of this "haunting" or whatever we're calling it was so over the top. Enough already.
Patient X is (to me) obviously not just some regular kid. I think he's part of the house, or a ghost or something and he/it's trying to get into the daughter's pants. (That conversation with the father? I'm afraid my big dick won't work? What? Who wrote this dialogue? .... wait nevermind...) The mom gets unknowingly raped/violated by another ghost/entity/the house. The father is being seduced/sexually harassed by the maid/dead lady/the house. So basically, I said this in my blog and I'll say it again here: The house is literally trying to fuck the entire family.
I definitely feel like the wife was raped. Sure, she initiated the sex and it's definitely a fine line, but I tried to put it into "real world" context in order to make better sense of what I was feeling. Pretend for a minute the house is not haunted. Instead of "rubber suit guy" -- it's a home intruder that has come into her bedroom. The lights are off and she can't see who is in the room, (no need for a mask) and assuming it is her husband, she lets this home intruder into her bed and has sex with him. To me, that's rape, and so is what happened to her. Even if the thing she had sex with might not be exactly human.
And then! She gets pregnant! Why? The whole demon/parasite baby storyline has been done so many times and it's just tired and completely offensive. If I wasn't already convinced not to watch the show, that sealed the deal for me.
And almost worse than all of this, is how annoying almost all of the characters are. The kids at school, the patient, the daughter (ugh, worse than Julie Taylor), the nosy neighbor, the neighbor's mother, the maid, russel edginton, etc. The father was probably the most annoying of them all though, with his naked walks through the house and his post-masturbatory guilty cry-fest and blaming the fact that his wife got a dog on his infidelity. In my brain I guess I can understand how a husband could become jealous of a dog when your wife won't even touch you. But the dog wasn't a replacement for you, you dumbass. It was a replacement for the baby that you lost. And getting a dog is by no stretch of the imagination on par with cheating on your wife. Just... NO. SHUT UP. GO CRY SOME MORE. (Yeah, I really hated him.)
Maybe I wouldn't have hated it so much if I liked the characters more. Even Viv was not that likable. She was just the only likable one in the bunch and so by comparison she looks really good.
I kind of hate giving up like this after just one episode, but I've been doing that more and more lately so this is probably it for me with this show.
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Date: 2011-10-27 11:00 pm (UTC)I don't often go into capslock rage but serious, what the hell is this show? How could they waste Connie Briton on this? Such a true shame.
That conversation with the father? I'm afraid my big dick won't work? What? Who wrote this dialogue? .... wait nevermind...
Hee! I just finished season 1 of Hung which was all about the main character talking about his big dick so this was the least of my issues with AHS. But yes. The writing is bad. Very bad.
The house is literally trying to fuck the entire family.
Yes, indeedy. And maybe it tried to fuck that other family with fire. Because that makes sense in this really fucked up show.
If I wasn't already convinced not to watch the show, that sealed the deal for me.
Me too. That's when I was officially done. I told you I didn't even need to read your whole post. I just knew. I'm glad you feel the same.
ugh, worse than Julie Taylor
And Julie was pretty bad at times. But FNL was ten times the show this is even with whiny Julie.
I don't even think they could pay me to watch another ep of this show. Okay, maybe over $1000. But even then, I wouldn't even take more than that because the show isn't worth it and even I have a line about being paid to watch crap.
I'm not usually this profane in comments but I'm actually insulted and angry that they passed that off as like, a show. But I know people who liked it so, to each their own.
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Date: 2011-10-27 11:11 pm (UTC)I really don't know if I would ever be able to bring myself to watch another episode. That's like standing in line to be slapped in the face or something. Maybe if I was being paid obscene amounts of money. But I wouldn't be happy!
ETA:
But FNL was ten times the show this is even with whiny Julie
Understatement of the year!
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Date: 2011-10-27 11:34 pm (UTC)