krickets | Where would it hurt?

Snagged from

elise_509:
Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favorite TV shows.
2. Go to IMDb.com (or another reliable source - like wikiquote.org!!!!) and find a quote from each show.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the TV show.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

01 BATTLESTAR GALACTICA guessed by

dayln03
So the fate... of the entire human race depends upon my wild guess?

02 THAT 70S SHOW guessed by

distortionred
Steven, I've come to think of you as a son. So I want to give you some honest, heart-felt advice: Get your head out of your ass!

03 SUPERNATURAL guessed by

gottalovev
We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.

04 QUEER AS FOLK guessed by

browncoatjack &

dayln03
My mother was a frigid bitch. My father was an abusive drunk. They had a hateful marriage, which is probably why I am unwilling or unable to form a committed long-term relationship of my own. The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs, and have more or less redefined promiscuity doesn't help, much. As a result, I've lost the two people in my life that mean most to me.

05 PUSHING DAISIES guessed by

browncoatjack,

dayln03, &

isis2015
Well, then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and gives you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety goes shooting out of your mouth like a big wet wad and you can breathe again.

06 FIREFLY guessed by

browncoatjack &

isis2015
- I married me a powerful ugly creature.
- How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
- If I could make you prettier, I would.

07 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER guessed by

dayln03
- It's like I always say. There is no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.
- I think I'm gonna barf.
- 'Cept that.

08 ANGEL guessed by

turquoisetumult
Look, you're a big hunk of hero sandwich. You wanna save the girl. I can see why. But you're missing the crucial point here. Things fall apart. Not everything can be put back together, no matter how much you want it.

09 WONDERFALLS guessed by

browncoatjack
Oh, yeah, this is a laugh-riot. This is where I would most like to be - standing in the freezing cold being called a liar by a nun and coerced by a Wax Lion to commit crime. It's so much fun!

10 CARNIVALE guessed by

neetha
Let's shake some dust!

11 DUE SOUTH guessed by

browncoatjack,

dayln03, &

siluria
- You know, Ray, my father once told me that the sky isn't just above you, that if you look at the horizon you'll see that it actually touches the ground. So if you think about it, wherever you go, you are actually walking in the sky.
- You're a freak.
- Understood.

12 DAWSON'S CREEK guessed by

turquoisetumult
I'll tell you what Grams. I'll go to church when you say the word 'penis'.

13 MY SO-CALLED LIFE guessed by

quiet_rebel
- You're so beautiful, it hurts to look at you.
- It hurts to look at you? ...where would it hurt?

14 ENTOURAGE guessed by

falseeeyelashes
- Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
- Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.

15 WILL & GRACE guessed by

dayln03
- Karen, I came as soon as you called.
- Well, that's really none of my business, but whatever gets you there.

Also, ~~someone~~

quiet_rebel gave me the letter C in that meme where you list ten things that make you happy (or that you love?) starting with that letter. ~~But I cannot for the life of me remember who the heck gave me the letter.~~ Anyway, ask me for one and I'll give you a letter as well!

01. Callum Keith Rennie
02. Cheese fries!
03. Cows. Without them, cheese fries wouldn't be possible! Moo!
04. Claire Littleton. Without her, Jawyercita wouldn't be possible!
05. Candy. Who doesn't love candy?
06. Canada. They have the best imports!
07. Cotton. The touch, the feel!
08.

callumvixen

charmax

chicafrom3,

cmonkatiekatie

crystalkirk

cujoy

cylune9 and last, but not least,

cynthia_arrow
09. Cake! Who doesn't love cake?
10. Curses! (And I woulda got away with it too! If it weren't for those darn kids!)