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Dear Leoben.
I am writing to tell you that I photographed you asleep, naked because everyone else was doing it. I hope you can accept that my inability to smell is probably contagious. If you could return my signed copy of Pythia I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to let you have access to our secret love child, though it won’t be easy hiding it from the fleet. If anyone suspects, I’m sure Doc Cottle can lend a hand.
I’m not saying I’m needy, but if you don’t reply I’ll probably start getting touchy with that airlock button…
Samuel Anders
Dear (1).
I am writing to tell you that (2) because (3). I hope you can accept that (4) (5). If you could return (6) I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to (7), though it won’t be easy (8). If anyone suspects, (9).
(10)
(11)
Answer the following questions and paste your answers into the above letter. Stick with your first answer and see how it comes out :)
1.Favourite out of these BSG episodes…
Unfinished Business. Admiral Adama
Faith. President Roslin
Crossroads. Captain Apollo
Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down. Colonel Tigh
Resurrection Ship. Caprica Six
Bastille Day. Mr Zarek
Six Degrees of Separation. Gaius Baltar
Maelstrom. Starbuck
Flesh and Bone. Leoben
Water. Boomer (or) Athena
Flight of the Phoenix. Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol
The Hand of God. Lt. Karl Agathon
Guess What's Coming to Dinner. Lt. Felix Gaeta
The Eye of Jupiter. Petty Officer Anastasia Dualla
Resistance. Samuel Anders
2. Month you were born
January. I switched sides. You can find me on your nearest Basestar
February. I airlocked the Quorum
March. I told everyone you were the dying leader
April. I’ve been sleeping with a Cylon
May. I blew your ship up
June. I threw a wild party in your quarters
July. I tried resurrecting last night
August. I've formed my own cult
September. I admitted to the fleet that I have 'airlock issues'
October. I played strip poker and I lost (on purpose)
November. I photographed you asleep, naked
December. I painted Galactica bright yellow
3. Pick a planet
Mercury. it seemed a good idea at the time
Venus. a vision told me to do it
Earth. someone said something about bringing in the cat and I thought they were speaking in code
Mars. everyone else was doing it
Jupiter. I’m a Cylon, sorry
Saturn. I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica
Uranus. some wild fans overthrew the fleet, declared you their leader and I got overexcited
Neptune. the voices told me to do it
Pluto (because as far as I am concerned it’s still a planet). well…I don’t really know why but you’re just going to have to trust me that it was the right decision to make at the time.
4. What colour are you wearing today?
Pink. my love of algae noodles
Red. my destiny
White. my Cylon love slave
Blue. my not-so-secret Cylon cult
Brown. my imaginary friend
Purple. the thing I do on my day off
Grey. my love of shiny things
Black. my secret Chamalla addiction
Green. my alter ego
Other. my inability to smell
5. Favourite day of the week
Monday. is something I could never give up
Tuesday. is none of your frakking business
Wednesday. is making me contemplate the meaning of life
Thursday. is WAY cool!
Friday. is what makes me so attracted to you
Saturday. is why I can never see you again
Sunday. is probably contagious
6. Someone just gave you a TON of cash, what do you buy?
Cosmetics or perfume or I don’t know, maybe just a new hair cut? Something that makes me feel like a new me. my resurrection tub of goo
A car, a brand new fast shiny car. my favourite viper
A new computer. my Cylon detector
Books and lots of ‘em! my signed copy of Pythia
A holiday. those pictures of me posing against a raider
Something silly. my frilly pink underwear
Something to indulge my hobbies. my build it yourself model ship kit
Something for someone else. my loyal aide and confidant.
Something else. my clothes (I’ve been getting some weird looks walking around naked)
7. Someone calls you a frakking Cylon, your response…
‘Yeah, but whatcha gonna do about it?’
let you in on a little secret I’ve been keeping from everyone
'I might be, it depends, do you like that in a person?’
let you do that thing again, you know, that thing we did on New Caprica
‘I don’t suppose you take bribes to keep your mouth shut, do you?’
give you my last bottle of Ambrosia
You don’t need to say anything, that person won’t be bothering you again.
airlock someone, anyone you like
‘You’re right, but it’s in your best interests not to tell anyone.’
let you have access to our secret love child
‘Perhaps I am, but there’s only one way for you to find out. I hear Cylons spines glow when they…’
give you that map to Earth we talked about, you know, the one I’ve been hiding on my person for the last four years
‘I might be, but how about I tell everyone else that YOU are?’
stop telling everyone that you like wearing my frilly pink underwear (even though you do)
8. You have to take up a new hobby, what is it?
Poker. hiding it from the fleet
Gymnastics. if you don’t learn to be a bit more flexible
Football. if you bring your friends this time
Singing. if you sing about it in the middle of the CIC
Does drinking count as a hobby? if you turn up drunk
Paintballing. if you divide the fleet again
Drama. if you start talking to that imaginary person in your head
Something else. if you announce it to the press
9. Right now, how do you feel?
Positive. we’ll find a way
Busy. if anyone finds out, we’ll airlock them
Hopeful. I’m willing to look past our differences
Contemplative. if anyone suspects, we’ll tell the fleet that they’re a Cylon
Okay. I’m sure Doc Cottle can lend a hand
Naughty. I won’t tell if you don’t tell
Determined. it’s nothing a little practice won’t cure
Other. there’s always the option of surrender
10. The world is ending! What would you save?
The technology! It’ll keep me alive! Warmest Cylon hugs
My family. Best wishes
The one I love. You know where to find me
The booze dammit! BYOA (bring your own Ambrosia)
The puppies. Lots of cuddles
MYSELF! I’m not saying I’m needy, but if you don’t reply I’ll probably start getting touchy with that airlock button…
Meh, whatever. See you on the other side
11. Second favourite out of these BSG episodes…
Unfinished Business. Admiral Adama
Faith. President Roslin
Crossroads. Captain Apollo
Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down. Colonel Tigh
Resurrection Ship. Caprica Six
Bastille Day. Mr. Zarek
Six Degrees of Separation. Gaius Baltar
Maelstrom. Starbuck
Flesh and Bone. Leoben
Water. Boomer (or) Athena
Flight of the Phoenix. Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol
The Hand of God. Lt. Karl Agathon
Guess What's Coming to Dinner. Lt. Felix Gaeta
The Eye of Jupiter. Petty Officer Anastasia Dualla
Resistance. Samuel Anders
barefoot_chickDear Leoben.
I am writing to tell you that I photographed you asleep, naked because everyone else was doing it. I hope you can accept that my inability to smell is probably contagious. If you could return my signed copy of Pythia I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to let you have access to our secret love child, though it won’t be easy hiding it from the fleet. If anyone suspects, I’m sure Doc Cottle can lend a hand.
I’m not saying I’m needy, but if you don’t reply I’ll probably start getting touchy with that airlock button…
Samuel Anders
Dear (1).
I am writing to tell you that (2) because (3). I hope you can accept that (4) (5). If you could return (6) I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to (7), though it won’t be easy (8). If anyone suspects, (9).
(10)
(11)
Answer the following questions and paste your answers into the above letter. Stick with your first answer and see how it comes out :)
1.Favourite out of these BSG episodes…
Unfinished Business. Admiral Adama
Faith. President Roslin
Crossroads. Captain Apollo
Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down. Colonel Tigh
Resurrection Ship. Caprica Six
Bastille Day. Mr Zarek
Six Degrees of Separation. Gaius Baltar
Maelstrom. Starbuck
Flesh and Bone. Leoben
Water. Boomer (or) Athena
Flight of the Phoenix. Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol
The Hand of God. Lt. Karl Agathon
Guess What's Coming to Dinner. Lt. Felix Gaeta
The Eye of Jupiter. Petty Officer Anastasia Dualla
Resistance. Samuel Anders
2. Month you were born
January. I switched sides. You can find me on your nearest Basestar
February. I airlocked the Quorum
March. I told everyone you were the dying leader
April. I’ve been sleeping with a Cylon
May. I blew your ship up
June. I threw a wild party in your quarters
July. I tried resurrecting last night
August. I've formed my own cult
September. I admitted to the fleet that I have 'airlock issues'
October. I played strip poker and I lost (on purpose)
November. I photographed you asleep, naked
December. I painted Galactica bright yellow
3. Pick a planet
Mercury. it seemed a good idea at the time
Venus. a vision told me to do it
Earth. someone said something about bringing in the cat and I thought they were speaking in code
Mars. everyone else was doing it
Jupiter. I’m a Cylon, sorry
Saturn. I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica
Uranus. some wild fans overthrew the fleet, declared you their leader and I got overexcited
Neptune. the voices told me to do it
Pluto (because as far as I am concerned it’s still a planet). well…I don’t really know why but you’re just going to have to trust me that it was the right decision to make at the time.
4. What colour are you wearing today?
Pink. my love of algae noodles
Red. my destiny
White. my Cylon love slave
Blue. my not-so-secret Cylon cult
Brown. my imaginary friend
Purple. the thing I do on my day off
Grey. my love of shiny things
Black. my secret Chamalla addiction
Green. my alter ego
Other. my inability to smell
5. Favourite day of the week
Monday. is something I could never give up
Tuesday. is none of your frakking business
Wednesday. is making me contemplate the meaning of life
Thursday. is WAY cool!
Friday. is what makes me so attracted to you
Saturday. is why I can never see you again
Sunday. is probably contagious
6. Someone just gave you a TON of cash, what do you buy?
Cosmetics or perfume or I don’t know, maybe just a new hair cut? Something that makes me feel like a new me. my resurrection tub of goo
A car, a brand new fast shiny car. my favourite viper
A new computer. my Cylon detector
Books and lots of ‘em! my signed copy of Pythia
A holiday. those pictures of me posing against a raider
Something silly. my frilly pink underwear
Something to indulge my hobbies. my build it yourself model ship kit
Something for someone else. my loyal aide and confidant.
Something else. my clothes (I’ve been getting some weird looks walking around naked)
7. Someone calls you a frakking Cylon, your response…
‘Yeah, but whatcha gonna do about it?’
let you in on a little secret I’ve been keeping from everyone
'I might be, it depends, do you like that in a person?’
let you do that thing again, you know, that thing we did on New Caprica
‘I don’t suppose you take bribes to keep your mouth shut, do you?’
give you my last bottle of Ambrosia
You don’t need to say anything, that person won’t be bothering you again.
airlock someone, anyone you like
‘You’re right, but it’s in your best interests not to tell anyone.’
let you have access to our secret love child
‘Perhaps I am, but there’s only one way for you to find out. I hear Cylons spines glow when they…’
give you that map to Earth we talked about, you know, the one I’ve been hiding on my person for the last four years
‘I might be, but how about I tell everyone else that YOU are?’
stop telling everyone that you like wearing my frilly pink underwear (even though you do)
8. You have to take up a new hobby, what is it?
Poker. hiding it from the fleet
Gymnastics. if you don’t learn to be a bit more flexible
Football. if you bring your friends this time
Singing. if you sing about it in the middle of the CIC
Does drinking count as a hobby? if you turn up drunk
Paintballing. if you divide the fleet again
Drama. if you start talking to that imaginary person in your head
Something else. if you announce it to the press
9. Right now, how do you feel?
Positive. we’ll find a way
Busy. if anyone finds out, we’ll airlock them
Hopeful. I’m willing to look past our differences
Contemplative. if anyone suspects, we’ll tell the fleet that they’re a Cylon
Okay. I’m sure Doc Cottle can lend a hand
Naughty. I won’t tell if you don’t tell
Determined. it’s nothing a little practice won’t cure
Other. there’s always the option of surrender
10. The world is ending! What would you save?
The technology! It’ll keep me alive! Warmest Cylon hugs
My family. Best wishes
The one I love. You know where to find me
The booze dammit! BYOA (bring your own Ambrosia)
The puppies. Lots of cuddles
MYSELF! I’m not saying I’m needy, but if you don’t reply I’ll probably start getting touchy with that airlock button…
Meh, whatever. See you on the other side
11. Second favourite out of these BSG episodes…
Unfinished Business. Admiral Adama
Faith. President Roslin
Crossroads. Captain Apollo
Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down. Colonel Tigh
Resurrection Ship. Caprica Six
Bastille Day. Mr. Zarek
Six Degrees of Separation. Gaius Baltar
Maelstrom. Starbuck
Flesh and Bone. Leoben
Water. Boomer (or) Athena
Flight of the Phoenix. Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol
The Hand of God. Lt. Karl Agathon
Guess What's Coming to Dinner. Lt. Felix Gaeta
The Eye of Jupiter. Petty Officer Anastasia Dualla
Resistance. Samuel Anders
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Date: 2008-05-19 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-19 07:17 pm (UTC)L-O-FRAKKING-L
Date: 2008-05-19 07:05 pm (UTC)Dear Starbuck.
I am writing to tell you that I photographed you asleep, naked because I'm a Cylon, sorry. I hope you can accept that my not-so-secret Cylon cult is what makes me so attracted to you. If you could return my clothes (I’ve been getting some weird looks walking around naked) I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to
let you do that thing again, you know, that thing we did on New Caprica, though it won’t be easy if you sing about it in the middle of the CIC. If anyone suspects, I’m sure Doc Cottle can lend a hand.
Warmest Cylon hugs
Leoben
WHEEZE.
Re: L-O-FRAKKING-L
Date: 2008-05-19 07:18 pm (UTC)Re: L-O-FRAKKING-L
Date: 2008-05-19 07:43 pm (UTC)I am dying, here.
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Date: 2008-05-19 07:48 pm (UTC)Dear Felix Gaeta.
I am writing to tell you that I switched sides. You can find me on your nearest Basestar, because I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica. I hope you can accept that my inability to smell is probably contagious. If you could return my favourite viper I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to stop telling everyone that you like wearing my frilly pink underwear (even though you do), though it won’t be easy if you announce it to the press. If anyone suspects, there’s always the option of surrender.
Best wishes,
Starbuck.
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Date: 2008-05-19 08:07 pm (UTC)I'm so trying this :)
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Date: 2008-05-19 09:11 pm (UTC)(Off-topic, how are you doing these days? Hopefully feeling much better! *squishes* ♥! )
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Date: 2008-05-20 04:53 am (UTC)I am writing to tell you that I admitted to the fleet that I have 'airlock issues' because I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica. I hope you can accept that my destiny is what makes me so attracted to you. If you could return those pictures of me posing against a raider I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to airlock someone, anyone you like, though it won’t be easy if you turn up drunk. If anyone suspects, I’m sure Doc Cottle can lend a hand.
You know where to find me,
Admiral Adama
Oh dear, this could amuse me for hours :p
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Date: 2008-05-20 02:56 pm (UTC)