Before Sunset

[krickets]

So basically my feelings about the recent Vampire Diaries episodes can be summed up outside of a cut because nothing I feel right now is spoilery. Because I'm a delusional non-canon shipper.

Pretty much what you need to understand is that I am a gross person who ships everything in the universe that she shouldn't ship. Whatever you saw on your screens the past two weeks did not actually happen in my brain. What really happened (read: did not in any way happen) was this:

Jeremy/Matt! Caroline/Stefan! Klaus/Rebekah! Elena/Tyler! Stefan/Tyler! Klaus/Stefan! Elena/Jeremy! Jeremy/Tyler! Matt/Tyler! etc. (And I really do mean etc. - at this point I am just sparing you my crazy.)

I know.

I'm sick and I can't be helped.

You might as well leave me to it.

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[crickets.livejournal.com]

Well I mean, they're bio cousins, but... still! I'm clearly not right. The bother/sister thing is totally a THING of mine. (I did write Claire/Jack fic in the Lost fandom for YEARS. Yes, that was me.) And with the popularity of the Damon/Stefan in this fandom, I think it's pretty much par for the course.

The tender touches between them really does not help my unhealthy addiction.