Sometimes, you just wanna duct tape her mouth and throw her in the hold for a month.

[krickets]

Satire? Y/Y?

ETA: This popped up on my flist today. But I think it was written in December? I wonder why all the sudden attention?

Comments

[callumvixen.livejournal.com]

Helloooooooooooooooo Mister Dane Cook, full of yummy goodness *gets distracted by discussion, um, rapes your icon*

[and if she HAD f-locked her post? only a handful of people could read it.... soooooo her crazy bubble is leaking all over meeeeeee!]

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

MmmmDaneCook... did you know that Dane lives in RapeTopia? It's true, he said so himself. So...there's your fun-fuckin'-fact for the day lol

[I'm scared of catching the crazy...I must stay away from now on lol]

[callumvixen.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your icon BAHAHAHAHAHA. I made the mistake of watching Vicious Circle for the very first time while getting tattooed. ALL MY LINES ARE CROOKED NOW. Sigh. Oh Dane... lets all live in RapeTopia.

[shhh I think crazy bubble lady heard us]

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

OMG no way, are you serious?! Oh, you poor thing! *hugs* Yes, lets all move to RapeTopia! *grabs your hand and runs off toward the sunset*

[shit... Abort! ABORT!]

[callumvixen.livejournal.com]

No Im actually joking... my artist knew when I would be laughing and he stopped. We always play movies when hes tattooing me :) *takes the hug and raises you one*

I LOVE SUNSETS!!!!!! eeeee! *grabs your hand*